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"Man he must be something! No..no not some THING, some ONE. Well whatever."
--Oscar Wilde about me.
I can walk on water, but I don't beacuse there are better and faster ways to travel across
seas these days. Plus the water pollution causes severe feet itching.
I decoded the entire
genome project thing. But then I had encoded it too.
I have found out a formula for primes but no one was able to comprehend so I gave up.
I can tell the 23rd root of a 69 digit number, but only when all the digits are 0; am working on higher values.
I know where Bin Laden is but I have been told to hold that information until the price on
his head goes higher. Long term investment you see.
I can shoot with both my hands while riding a horse blindfolded, nevermind the target.
I can score a goal form midfield. Just don't spy on the size of the field.
I knew what goes on inside Area-51, but they brainwashed me and the only thing I remember now is intense white light.
I want to believe.
I can play the guitar left handed better than Hendrix, and left isn't my right hand. But,
after mess bills I don't have enough money to get a guitar.
Among other things, I can bend a
spoon using my psychic powers but it causes severe headaches so I don't do that. Then a bent
spoon isn't of much use either.
I hold the record for most of the things in the Guiness
book, except the ones which need you to burp the loudest or eat most earthworms and stuff.
Not that I can't do them, but you know it's disgusting.
I can go and on and on,so I will have a blog for that in coming days.
[I'll get back to the previous about me once I figure the font size screw up, not that it
matters to you.]
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